“Weekend forecast: baseball with no chance of house cleaning or cooking”
This premium quality shirt comes in small, medium, large, and extra large. It is form fitting and is perfect to wear at any of your son’s practices, games, or tournaments.
We hand craft this particular shirt while only thinking about doubles and home runs. What this does is, it gives your son a 414% higher chance of hitting doubles and home runs if you wear this shirt to one of his games. (Wikipedia, 2017)